this is killing me

bush 249 – kerry 216

1:13am

ohio’s not called yet with 51-49 for bush and like 88% reporting.

what a brawl.

i wonder what kerry will do? ya just know that edwards is formulating a plan to argue before a court somewhere and saying, “i can do it john, just help me fix my hair, ok?”

gimme gimme gimme

i’m watching ralph nader on c-span right now and he keeps yhammering the phrase “they’re taking us backwards to the future.” i keep waiting for chrisopher lloyd to run out and scream, “ralphie, let’s go we’re headed back to 1974 where you’re still relevant! let’s go man, no time to spare!”

bush 193

kerry 112

10:23 via cnn

it’s like pulling teeth

16% reporting and they’ve got it 170-112 for bushy.

did anyone realize that brett favre was called for a 15 yard penalty in sunday’s game for a block below the waist. i love brett. it’s a man crush you sickos.

and now

bush is up 155-112

but it’s so weird to do this entirely online with only c-span to offer me solace.

i have a feeling that the gay marriage bans on the ballots in swing states are gonna help bush more than people want to admit.

back

well, that was lovely. a bi-ligual mass for the dead. nothing like three different dialects from the altar. spansih, english and irish…sweeeeeet.

news at hand, meaning the score: bush 102, kerry 77.

now i’ve been reading the right wing blogs all day and have to say my favorite comments were from mary matalin and hugh hewitt regarding the bloggers. she said, “they need to do lamaze” and he opined that someone needed to take the blogers at nro out and make them play basketball.

ok, let me kinda get back up to speed and see how things are shaking.

drunk blogging the election

ok, anyone who stopped by to see what kinda shape i’m in, you’ll have to wait until i get back from 7:30 mass. why mass? praying for a bush victory? it’s all souls day you heathen fucks!